The New Sonos App Experience Hits a New Low

Alright, gather ’round! Here’s the scoop on the new Sonos app and its missing alarm clock feature. Picture this: you’re ready to rely on your Sonos alarm to start your day, but it’s gone. Officially, the latest update promised its return. But no luck.

The forums? A wild jungle of theories. Some say it only works during a full moon, others suggest rituals involving sage. For me, despite the latest firmware and app update, the alarm option is still MIA.

Seriously, Sonos? Do I need to align my chakras or consult an astrologer? Until then, I’m stuck with my phone’s alarm. Here’s hoping Sonos solves this mystery soon, or I’ll be setting up a rooster training camp.

Tom @Denkmaltom